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What? Let me explain...

Without a shadow of a doubt, if the next Olympics introduced the new sport of scrounging, Dicky would be Britain's team captain. Last year's scrounging of a car in which to travel all around New Zealand just proves the point.
And why the James reference? Well that's James Garner of course, the "scrounger" character in the Great Escape film, and one of the all time top scroungers.

So this is the premise for the James of the Month page. Here Dicky will report on the best monthly bit of scrounging. Who knows, even John might learn a trick or two.

 

James of the Month for November 1999

Getting John to carry 3 months worth of contact lenses in his rucksack, leaving room in mind for a set of juggling balls (which were mistake as apples at Airport Security in Mexico city - try explaining that one in Dicky speak).

Dicky.

 

James of the Month for December 1999

December started slowly on the Jamesing front. The first blow was struck when a hotel maintenance man was persuaded (in impeccable Spanish??!) to re-solder my mini Walkman speakers: "travelling without music is like Jagger without Richards".

This was followed up by a burst of lightning reaction to James some MOET from the Manager's wife at Koknuts night-club. This topped off Christmas Eve and would normally merit an accolade (we may be backpackers but: "Christmas without champagne is like Wise without Morecambe").

But just wait...
the James of December (if not the year) was a two part masterpiece.

i) Jamesing a total stranger to bring out a jar of "Patak's Madras Curry Paste" all the way from Blighty.
ii) Using all my powers to take over, for the day, the "El Messie" restaurant in Isla Mujeres for the making of a life saving Boxing Day curry for the gang from England.

Read and learn from the Master.

Dicky.

 

James of the Month for January 2000

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James of the Month for February 2000

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James of the Month for March 2000

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James of the Month for April 2000

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James of the Month for May 2000

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James of the Month for June 2000

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James of the Month for July 2000

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James of the Month for August 2000

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James of the Month for September 2000

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James of the Month for October 2000

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James of the Month for November 2000

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