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Messages last updated on 1st April 2000
Ah yes the site broke very badly and with zero finances it did not get updated for a bit, shame that.

 

From:Maureen Byrne Title:Harrassed of Emneth

Date:01/04/2000

No. 36

Bored, nothing better to do so I thought I would write to you.  Hope you are enjoying your travels.  Maybe one day I will be able to do the same as you. 

Man U are doing well can't say the same about Liverpool.

Where are all the postcards, I have only received two since you started on your travels not a patch on the amount you sent to me on your last trip.  Are you getting tight in your OLD AGE?

Take care of yourself.

From your wonderful family in Emneth. But written by the nutty aunt, not her charming intelligent chidren, ie the magi Andrew and Laura.

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From:Piers Gabler Title:Turner boredom

Date:17/03/2000

No. 35

Beetlebonnet, me and a few lackeys have been checking out your site, after a few St Patrick's days shandies, good site me old son, sounds like a great trip. Have to do it myself sometime. P.s one of you is in trouble with Teresa for not liking Scooby Doo. Happy travelling.
From:Laura Title:Sorry

Date:14/03/2000

No. 34

Hi again. Mum says hi, so does Andrew. I DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT know "nazia and sarah". They must be some loony bins fans of yours.
From:Nazia and Sarah Title:Some random message

Date:15/03/2000

No. 33

Hello boys. Wwe're laura's friends and she's just given us a tour of your website. It needs more good looking men on it, perhaps your friend Beano would send us something......by the way we'd like to see Dicky's hair (on his head of course).
From:Laura Byrne Title:Interesting

Date:14/03/2000

No. 32

Hi I'm at school and I'm not actually supposed to be on this but I just thought I'd say hi - which I have now said twice. Hope you're having fun. I have finally found your website - obviously. It is very interesting!!
Ta ra.
From:Anju Jaggi Title:Rio Carnival

Date:05/03/2000

No. 31

Hola boys & girls no doubt feeling a little delicate after samba fever in the carnival last night well just to say I may have hit the big 30 but I danced the night away to the bitter end you would have ben proud of me, thanks for the card Dicky and keep an eye on Beano for me I hear the talent is fantastic!!

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From:Don and Pat McNicol Title:Hooray weve found you

Date:19/02/2000

No. 30

Pleased to hear alls well so far, hope your looking after Margo in the style she is used to.
Hope your No.1s your egg intake and booze have all reached reasoable proportions by now.
Enjoy yourselves in Rio  especially the Carnival..

Love from the wrinklies.

From:Guy Malyon Title:I dream of having 8 hours uninterrupted sleep

Date:15/02/2000

No. 29

Joe at 6 weeks old now has a framed signed Ginola shirt, 2 Spurs baby grows, a video review of the '98/99 season and a spurs coat.
Not bad for 6 weeks old. I hope he grows up to like football !!

By the way Dicky 1-0 !!!!!!
From:Beano Title:Gunners big fat 0 again

Date:13/02/2000 6pm

No. 28

Where's your 3rd place gone...where's your 3rd place gone. Far far away...far far away...
...chirpy chirpy cheep cheep cheep.
From:James Reilly Title:Come on U Gunners

Date:10/02/2000

No. 27

Hello, Richard hope all is well and your having a great time. Well what can I say about The scousers, there not doing too bad but the money is still mine!
So its the big one on Sunday, will you be watching it? Send me an E-MAIL soon, Good luck mate.

JAMES(NO 1 GOONER)

From:Fish Jon Lou Title:Hi

Date:10/02/2000

No. 26

Hi, I'm an Italian currently living in Inverness.
Just thought I would say hi to the travellers and all their friends.

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From:Mawds Title:70's Throwback

Date:04/02/2000

No. 25

Cheers mate, however I do have to point out that even the compere at jongleurs noticed Jason's hair, "very seventies mate", I think was the comment !!

Back to that salon down the roman me thinks.

Travel Event: Report #2 from Mexico and Belize (see report here)

Date:30/01/2000

Huge report. Good stuff.
From:Klaus Title:Learn to play cards

Date:31/01/2000

No. 23

Yo Dick, why doncha learn to play crip, you crippled bastard. By the way: we (Denmark) are going to be european champ's so don't even bother.

Enjoy your world-wide pubcrawl.

Travel Event: Penalty awarded against Man Utd at Old Trafford

Date:29/01/2000

What's this got to do with travel? Not a lot, but it's a far more amazing sight than the travellers will ever encounter.
Travel Event: James of the Month for December

Date:10/01/2000

See the report here.
From:Beano   Title:Local's scores

Date:10/01/2000

No. 22

Well Mike, after a lengthy conversation with Jason on the subject of 'who's scoring the most locals'. We reckon the score is the one you would see any week at Goodison Park (hovel/home of Everton)...
i.e. a big fat 0-0 yawn.
From:Mike Busby Title:Games

Date:06/01/2000

No. 21

Sod the scrabble, who has been scoring the most locals?
When are you in New Zealand? , I'm heading back to London around May.

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From:Will   Title:to Gary

Date:06/01/2000

No. 20

Eh?????
Are you sure you haven't been sipping at the Pimms again?
From:Angela   Title:Happy New Year

Date:04/01/2000

No. 19

HI Bruv, hope you had a great Christmas and Here's to an enjoyable New Year!
From:Heidi Hoeberechts Title:Good time (and Dicky's poor hair)

Date:27/12/1999

No. 18

Would like to see more outrageous photos before I believe that you are really having a good time! I also hear that London's been having a party since you left!

When are you coming to NYC???  What has Mexico got, that NYC hasn't?
It certainly isn't Mexicans!

From:Gary Webb  Title:All about Dicky's hair

Date:24/12/1999

No. 17

I don't think you all understand.
Dicky IS his hair. And vice versa. Now do you see?
Ask Dicky about Shank's comment about life and football and all that. And no I'm not drunk.

Cheers.
Gary.

From:The Byrne Family Title:Greetings from Oz

Date:18/12/1999

No. 16

Viewed your web site: 

Tanya: "Very impressive"
Mum:  "Wish I was there!!"
Chris:  "Why didn't u invite me & cheers mate."
Gerald: "You've cracked, your over the top"
& me : "Seen it"

Good luck & take care in your exciting journey, c u in the new century, millennium.

Love & god bless.
The Byrne Family.

P. S. Regards to the family.

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From:MB of OZ Title:My message disappeared

Date:16/12/1999

No. 15

And it is 2:30AM on Friday morning I get my results for schools back in 4 and a half hours, so I'm sorry I can't write it again.

Have a good time Richy, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Drop by the Olympics and we might be at your place coz that would be an ideal time to leave.
We can swap houses or apartments in your case.

I'm using the Net at a friends house so it might be a while 4 we talk again; mind you...you were quiet tonight.

Seeya Matthew Byrne

From:Will Title:You bombed our chippie

Date:15/12/1999

No. 14

Rich,
with that 'mullet' hairdo and socks/sandals combo, has anybody asked you to sing '99 red balloons' yet??

Anyway, I don't understand all this fuss over you're hairdo....its always been shit.

Love you
will
xxx
Sounds like you're having a great time.

From:Prinzie Title:To Pilch

Date:11/12/1999

No. 13

Hello Richard and John, just to let you know, Christopher has set us up with a PC at home, with our own e-mail address. Hope you all are ok, eating ok and obviously DRINKING OK!!! Rich hope you haven't forgotten the Books I mentioned.
Everyone here fine, and in good health, weather lousy, thinking about the good time you both must be having, regards Mum, Dad and Chris (who obviously typed this)

Safe Journey! xxxxx

Travel Event: Report #1 from Mexico (see report here)

Date:07/12/1999

Cross-dressing, bad dancing, strange obsessions.
From:Angela Title:Dicky's hair

Date:07/12/1999

No. 12

I cannot see what the problem is with his hair, I think it's great!.
From:Mawds Title:Dicky's hair

Date:07/12/1999

No. 11

I don't know why Dicky has such bad hair, after all he's been hanging round with a hairdresser since schools days.
Eh Jason?!?

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From:Jane Title:Dicky's hair

Date:04/12/1999

No. 10

I think he has lovely hair !!!
From:Wise Title:Lisa

Date:01/12/1999

No. 9

Does your bum look big in Richard and Jon's clothing?
From:Jason Title:Outrageous !

Date:01/12/1999

No. 8

I saw Dickie's "mullet" hair style at his leaving do, and was outraged !
I can't believe he's still going to that butcher.  Wait 'til I speak to auntie.  Maybe he'll find a Mexican knife-sharpener who'll do him a favour.
Travel Event: Arrival in Mexico

Date:30/11/1999

All 3 people arrive...but only 2 sets of luggage !!
From:Robert MacArthur Title:Whatever you want???

Date:27/11/1999

No. 7

My Mother's cousin, your former boss, Rob MacArthur which makes us what :-

(Send Mail To: 127.0.0.1@tinyonline.co.uk)

Steven Haugen

in Edinburgh will be following your progress.

Bon Voyage
From:Mick Title:Do you need a job

Date:26/11/1999

No. 6

I believe that a talented web designer like you is wasting your time with the current bunch of Wangkers you are working for - why don't you tell your boss to go and suck eggs!

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From:Will Title:Beano is God

Date:26/11/1999

No. 5

Quite clearly the best website I've visited this year.....even better that 'Mahir...I Kiss You, the Turkish superstar. 
The Hat game is fantastic.  Also looking forward to following 'Ron'
Missing you already

William

From:Guy Malyon Title:Bum bags

Date:24/11/1999

No. 4

Does this thing work ?
From:Sue Title:need a penfriend

Date:23/11/1999

No. 3

Hi guys

I am interested in your trip around the world. I have been to Aus twice and would like to hear what you think of Perth.
From:Angela Title:-

Date:22/11/1999

No. 2

Very impressed 'Bruv', now I will be able to keep a close eye on where you are and what your doing.
Have a good trip!

Love
Little 'Sis'

From:Beano Title:The first message!

Date:19/11/1999

No. 1

So here we are. Send in your own messages.

I'll start a thread then shall I.
Dicky's hair. 8 out of 10 score in England - rubbish. More like a 5, as I think the hat game proves.

cheers.

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