| A startling and revealing insight into the psyche of our travellers.
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| full name : jonathan
david gordon beetlestone |
| born : 9th january 1968, edmonton - london |
| height : 6' |
| eye colour : blue |
| occupation : dossing |
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your
favourite... |
| film : apocalypse now |
cheese : emmenthal |
80s band : rem |
| tree : palm |
animal : cat |
smell : the countryside after it's just
rained |
| football team : spurs |
european cup win : NA |
england goal : platt v belgium |
| fast show character : competitive
dad |
| dr. who assistant : leila |
| blackadder line : "I'm
madder than mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Mad competition." |
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have you
ever... |
| been accused of being german : yes |
fallen over for no apparent reason : often |
| been abducted by aliens : no |
dressed as a woman : no |
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therapy... |
| bagpuss character you can most relate to : the
mice |
| major hates : margaret thatcher, the
beatles, german football team, dogs, mosquitoes |
| thing you could not do without : music |
| your person of the millenium : bob dylan |
| major achievements : travelling, eating
RON, learning to sit down in taxis |
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| favourite country visited so far : burma |
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| full name : richard
christopher darryl wheatley |
| born : 13th june 1968, palmers green -
london |
| height : 5'8" |
| eye colour : brown |
| occupation : banking (now unemployed),
screen writer |
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your
favourite... |
| film : hannah and her sisters |
cheese : laughing cow |
80s band : the police |
| tree : oak |
animal : cats and elephants |
smell : grass |
| football team : liverpool |
european cup win : 1978 |
england goal : platt v belgium |
| fast show character : "But
I'm afraid I was, very, very drunk." |
| dr. who assistant : the spunky
one with peter davidson |
| blackadder quote : "I'm as
happy as a Frenchman who has just invented a pair of self-removing trousers." |
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have you
ever... |
| worn a colour that isn't black : no |
beaten beano at connect 4 or darts : no way |
| been abducted by aliens : yes |
dressed as a woman : numerous occasions |
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therapy... |
| bagpuss character you can most relate to : bagpuss |
| major hates : referees, tracy chapman,
scrappy doo, south london, gary neville, money-belts |
| thing you could not do without : football |
| your person of the millenium : elvis |
| major achievements : travelling, my hair,
eating take away food every day for 3 weeks |
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| favourite country visited so far : vietnam
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Bonus
Biography |
Who is Lisa?
Well she sneaked in at the last minute and is also travelling for some of the year.
Everyone knows her as 'Margo'. |
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| full name : lisa
jane emma garton |
| born : 12th october 1968 |
| height : 5'7" |
| eye colour : green |
| occupation : unemployed |
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Bio updated 21/12/1999 (because Dicky
and John made most of them up originally)
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your
favourite... |
| film : the water boy ! |
cheese : anything on a stick with pineapple |
80s band : kajagoogoo |
| tree : weeping willow |
animal : seal |
smell : jasmine |
| football team : spurs |
european cup win : NA |
england goal : barnes v brazil |
| fast show character : "Does
my bum look big in this?" |
| dr. who assistant : K9 |
| blackadder quote : "I have
a cunning plan." |
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have you
ever... |
| acted in 'the good life' : I wish |
been indiscreet in a tent : yes |
| been abducted by aliens : no |
dressed as a woman : occasionally |
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therapy... |
| bagpuss character you can most relate to : the
mice |
| major hates : removing hair from the plug
hole, spiders |
| thing you could not do without : champagne |
| your person of the millenium : mother
teresa |
major achievements : overcoming fear of
belly buttons, sixer of the
Gillidoes, getting rid of Jason and running off with his two best friends
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| favourite country visited so far : vietnam |
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